I fucking hate variance.

Seriously, as if my day wasn't absolutely horrible as it was. Dealing with the pain of an absessed tooth, as well as a girlfriend who's SUPREMELY pissed at me, on valentines day no less. Decided to play some poker since I'm home alone, not getting any. BAD idea.

Ugh, seriously absolutely horrid luck at the table tonight. I literally went 20 10man STT in a row without so much as a min-cash. THIS is the kind of crap I've been dealing with all night:

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***** Hand History for Game 11431393075 *****
22:17:23 EST 2012
Table Turbo #2532784 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 8/10
Seat 5: AxelLucky ( 6,040 )
Seat 4: Lelena_B ( 1,940 )
Seat 2: VickFan04 ( 2,000 )
Seat 9: anti0804 ( 2,000 )
Seat 10: hvac5e2 ( 2,000 )
Seat 8: mattyshmoo ( 2,000 )
Seat 1: Hero ( 2,000 )
Seat 6: unomilk ( 2,020 )
Trny: 67110580 Level: 1
Blinds(20/40)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ Ac Ad ]
anti0804 folds
hvac5e2 raises [160]
Hero raises [400]
VickFan04 folds
Lelena_B folds
AxelLucky folds
unomilk folds
mattyshmoo folds
hvac5e2 raises [480]
Hero is all-In [1,600]
hvac5e2 is all-In [1,360]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qc, Td, Tc ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kc ]
hvac5e2 shows [ Ah, Jh ]a straight, Ten to Ace.
Hero shows [ Ac, Ad ]two pairs, Aces and Tens.
hvac5e2 wins 4,060 chips from the main pot with a straight, Ten to Ace.
Hero finished in 8 place.

Like really, wtf is he 4-betting and then calling my 5-bet shove with fucking AJ suited? Like wow, what part of my 3-bet and then shove didn't cry out "Omg I have fucking aces, fold you moron"?

Overall, was down 20 BI right before I was about to end my session, but managed to ship my last 2 so ended up down just 9-buyins, less the points I won from one of the Cash Cards I earned from the promo they are currently running. FML.

Finished the session -34.8% ROI, while my adjusted EV graph shows I should have run around +23%. Nothing like running cold and way under expectation. At least I played well.